Greetings, my designation is Jon Barnes. I was born at age zero and have survived as a successful living organism on this planet until present day. My biology consists of three components: 1. a structural mass, 2. a nervous system which detects external forces exerting pressure upon my mass and 3. a muscular system which exerts equal and opposite pressure thus maintaining my equilibrium.
I would say that’s enough talk about my person, but I’d be lying, because then I wouldn’t have made a website. This website is about me. About me helping you. With whatever it is you need help with. I make music and web applications better than I make granola, which is, in turn, better than I make beer. That’s not to say any of it’s bad. It’s just that there are tiers.
Well, getting back to it, after carefully reviewing the literature on this digital novel, feel free to contact me with any concerns you have that are not about the nature of this digital novel.